Once upon a time, a man purchased five paintings at a yard sale after visiting it, only to discover a concealed Andy Warhol sketch. A separate individual once paid $4 for a framed copy of the Declaration of Independence. But, not everyone is as fortunate as these customers!
#1 If lawn gnomes are insufficient for you, then
#2 It appears like IT is retiring.
#3 “I’m unable to determine its color.”
#4 Is an alpaca game available?
#5 That doll doesn’t seem to be in good health.
#6 Ah, this outdated item? Aunt Sally sent it.
#7 The ostrich-crocodile man,
#8 It is…
#9 The once-in-a-lifetime crossover
#10 Get her head off!
#11 This is a unique and uncommon type of horror, in fact.
#12 Season 2 of The Young Pope
#13 “I just received this sweatshirt,”
#14 This is a Star Wars allusion for you.
#15 Fish don’t stand a chance.
#16 “That’s a masterpiece, in my opinion.”
